Oct 2007
Duck After Throwing A Grenade
Wednesday, October 31, 2007 Filed in: Events
If there's one thing I learned in the U.S. Army, it's
to duck your head after throwing a grenade. Instead,
I watched. Read
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Prejudiced? Part 2
Tuesday, October 30, 2007 Filed in: Ideas
After all the research is said and done, science and
common sense tell us we are prejudiced creatures,
wholly into self preservation. Read
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It's Official. We're Prejudiced.
Monday, October 29, 2007 Filed in: Ideas
The news from 1954? There is an underlying tendency
in humans to think and act in racially biased ways.
Well, duh. Read
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Lather, Rinse, Repeat. Why?
Friday, October 26, 2007 Filed in: Media
The road less traveled is often less traveled for a
reason. So it is with instructions. They're
beneficial, right? To whom? Read
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We Need A National Password System
Thursday, October 25, 2007 Filed in: Ideas
I have too many passwords and login ID's for my
computer. We need a national password system. One
password per person.
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Breasts Are Like Martinis
Wednesday, October 24, 2007 Filed in: Ideas
There is something alluring about the female breasts.
Like a martini, one is not enough, three are too
many.
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One Day In Nantucket
Tuesday, October 23, 2007 Filed in: Media
Finally, someone explained the old limereick, "There
once was a man from Nantucket." I don't particularly
like limericks. Read
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How Do I Become An Environmentalist?
Monday, October 22, 2007 Filed in: Things
It doesn't take much to become a parent. It takes
effort to become a doctor. What does it take to
become an environmentalist? Read
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Carol's Garters
Friday, October 19, 2007 Filed in: People
Carol was my girlfriend in high school. She was a
delightfully pleasant young lady who wore garters and
stockings. Read More...
Lamenting Apple's Stock Price
Thursday, October 18, 2007 Filed in: Things
"Honey, how about if we buy some Apple stock? It's a
bargain at $13 a share," I said, hoping to catch her
attention with something about money. Read
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Speaking Of Law In Coeur d'Alene, Idaho
Wednesday, October 17, 2007 Filed in: Events
There's a new national security threat and it's been
uncovered in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. It's the underwire
bra. Read
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Crazy Laws
Tuesday, October 16, 2007 Filed in: People
As if the country is not in enough trouble with
lawmakers running the government, here's a list of
laws you don't need to obey. Read
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Guess Who Came To Dinner?
Friday, October 12, 2007 Filed in: People
One of our sons is getting married this weekend.
Guess who came to visit? Grandma. Rather, Queen
Grandma. Read
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The Google Spy
Thursday, October 11, 2007 Filed in: Ideas
In the age of privacy concerns, nobody likes to be
spied upon. LIke it or don't Big Brother Google is
spying on us. Do you mind?
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Star Trek's Computer
Wednesday, October 10, 2007 Filed in: Events
Somewhere in the future, computers will talk to us
and we will talk back. Remember when computers only
spoke when spoken to?
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Olive Oil Or Lard?
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 Filed in: Things
The world seems to be divided into two camps. One
camp for this, one for something else. Do you use
olive oil or lard? Read
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I Fired My Last Friend
Monday, October 08, 2007 Filed in: People
Enough is enough. My wife coughs and kicks when she
sleeps. It wakes me up every night. I fired her. What
else could I do?
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There Is Something Special About Friday
Friday, October 05, 2007 Filed in: Things
What is it that makes Friday such a special day for
most of us? Anticipation is greater than reality. We
want Friday to be special. Read
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Television Laugh Tracks
Wednesday, October 03, 2007 Filed in: Media
I watched two more television shows without laugh
tracks last night. If there's no laugh track telling
me to laugh is it still funny?
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The Number 12
Tuesday, October 02, 2007 Filed in: Things
What is your favorite number? If I had to choose a
number between 1 and 10, I would choose 6. 12 is my
favorite. Read
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