Ask A Jihadist
Tuesday, January 15, 2008 Filed in: Ideas
Ask Oprah. Ask Dr. Phil. Ask whoever runs Dear Abby
and Ask Ann Landers. All popular asking locations.
Now it's Ask a Jihadist.
Osama bin Laden's top lieutenant, Egyptian doctor Ayman al-Zawahiri, has answers to your questions on a number of al-Qaida web sites. But don't hurry to Google the site just yet.
The so-called "open interview" of Zawahiri isn't so open after all. True, anyone can find the web sites and leave questions for Zawahiri to answer. He's just not obligated to read your question. Or, answer it.
In true American political style over substance, jihadist webmasters will collect the questions and send them to the Egyptian terrorist mastermind who will respond during breaks in his terror campaigns and evil plotting.
What questions would you pose to Osama bin Laden's top deputy dog?
'Why do you hate Americans so much,' would be high on the list, of course, followed by, 'What did the Jews ever do to you?'
I presume that many questions from jihadists the world over would have to do with the finer points of bomb-making, how to strap explosives under a blouse or shirt, or the latest techniques in Zionist pig baiting.
Will Zawahiri answer the question, 'Where is Osama hiding? Inquiring minds want to know?"
How about, 'Whatever happened to the mujahedeen in Saudi Arabia? Where'd they go?'
Osama bin Laden's top lieutenant, Egyptian doctor Ayman al-Zawahiri, has answers to your questions on a number of al-Qaida web sites. But don't hurry to Google the site just yet.
The so-called "open interview" of Zawahiri isn't so open after all. True, anyone can find the web sites and leave questions for Zawahiri to answer. He's just not obligated to read your question. Or, answer it.
In true American political style over substance, jihadist webmasters will collect the questions and send them to the Egyptian terrorist mastermind who will respond during breaks in his terror campaigns and evil plotting.
What questions would you pose to Osama bin Laden's top deputy dog?
'Why do you hate Americans so much,' would be high on the list, of course, followed by, 'What did the Jews ever do to you?'
I presume that many questions from jihadists the world over would have to do with the finer points of bomb-making, how to strap explosives under a blouse or shirt, or the latest techniques in Zionist pig baiting.
Will Zawahiri answer the question, 'Where is Osama hiding? Inquiring minds want to know?"
How about, 'Whatever happened to the mujahedeen in Saudi Arabia? Where'd they go?'
