40 Years Hath October

It's been 40 years since education authorities in my high school decided I was no longer fit to learn. Sorry, I can't celebrate. Read More...

Human's Are Governed By Laws

For the "Things Not Taught In School" department: No one teaches the ramifications of Murphy's Law or Parkinson's Law. Read More...

Poets Corner: Can You Believe This?

While in college I fell in love with a classy, beautiful, and intelligent young lady. She wasn't fooled by my poetry. Read More...

Eating Like Elvis

Elvis Presley loved toasted peanut butter and banana sandwiches. I tried one. They're not that good.

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Babes On The Beach

There is no better place on earth to watch one of God's most impressive creatures than Hawaii's sunny Waikiki Beach. Read More...

A Secret Place

Do you have a secret place where you can go, relax, think, meditate, and not be bothered (or found) by anyone? Read More...

Growing Up Stupid

I like to think that I'm not the only person who thinks that he grew up stupid. Looking back, I did a lot of stupid things. Read More...

God's Purpose For Saturday

Why do we have Saturday? The responsibility belongs to God. He set it up as the last day of the week. A day to sleep late. Read More...

Who Listens?

Does anyone really listen anymore? I ask that question following a parallel conversation with my wife. Read More...

Friends And Enemies

I'm down to my last friend. Everyone else is either an acquaintance or an enemy, so soon to be one or the other. Read More...

Gasoline Prices Rise, Politicians Fall

There are some basic laws in politics. One of them is about to be implemented. When gas prices go up, the incumbent party falls. Read More...

Worst. Job. Ever?

There are good jobs and there are bad jobs. What's the worst job you've ever had? Here's mine... Read More...

Prince Harry's Hair

When I enlisted in the army, one of the first things to go from my civilian life was my hair. Gone in 60-seconds. But I'm not a prince. Read More...

How To Live Long And Prosper

Humans today live longer than ever. Despite hinger and disease, life is much better and healthier than 100 years ago. Or is it? Read More...

Signs Your Job Is Bad

Most of us have had a bad job or two, and certainly more than one bad boss through the years. What are the signs your job is bad? Read More...

Gilligan The Dope, Mary Ann The Doper

What can I say. I'm as shocked as anyone. One of the two purest female icons from the 1960s is a doper. Read More...

The Doctors At Wal-Mart

Count me as one who is not happy with health care. Doctors are overworked and fail to provide sufficient time to their patients. Read More...

How Much Is Good Sex Worth?

Another one bites the dust. New York Governor Eliot Spitzer is caught up in a call girl scandal. Not just any call girl. Read More...

What's In Your Name?

Everyone has a name. In most cases the name came from mom and dad. The first and middle names are likely created or adopted, the last name is usually inherited. Read More...

This Kid Can't Lose

American Idol's 7th season is on. Young and pretty and handsome and talented. Only one will become the Idol. I know who it is. Read More...

The $11,000 Mr. Coffee

I don't care for coffee. It's hot. I prefer cold. It's bitter. I prefer sweet. I am not in the market for an $11,000 Mr. Coffee. Read More...