Duck After Throwing A Grenade

If there's one thing I learned in the U.S. Army, it's to duck your head after throwing a grenade. Instead, I watched. Read More...

Prejudiced? Part 2

After all the research is said and done, science and common sense tell us we are prejudiced creatures, wholly into self preservation. Read More...

It's Official. We're Prejudiced.

The news from 1954? There is an underlying tendency in humans to think and act in racially biased ways. Well, duh. Read More...

Lather, Rinse, Repeat. Why?

The road less traveled is often less traveled for a reason. So it is with instructions. They're beneficial, right? To whom? Read More...

We Need A National Password System

I have too many passwords and login ID's for my computer. We need a national password system. One password per person. Read More...

Breasts Are Like Martinis

There is something alluring about the female breasts. Like a martini, one is not enough, three are too many. Read More...

One Day In Nantucket

Finally, someone explained the old limereick, "There once was a man from Nantucket." I don't particularly like limericks. Read More...

How Do I Become An Environmentalist?

It doesn't take much to become a parent. It takes effort to become a doctor. What does it take to become an environmentalist? Read More...

Carol's Garters

Carol was my girlfriend in high school. She was a delightfully pleasant young lady who wore garters and stockings. Read More...

Lamenting Apple's Stock Price

"Honey, how about if we buy some Apple stock? It's a bargain at $13 a share," I said, hoping to catch her attention with something about money. Read More...

Speaking Of Law In Coeur d'Alene, Idaho

There's a new national security threat and it's been uncovered in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. It's the underwire bra. Read More...

Crazy Laws

As if the country is not in enough trouble with lawmakers running the government, here's a list of laws you don't need to obey. Read More...

The Conundrum Of Time

Time just isn't what it used to be. There's less of it these days. In fact, as we venture further into the aging process, time is altered. Read More...

Guess Who Came To Dinner?

One of our sons is getting married this weekend. Guess who came to visit? Grandma. Rather, Queen Grandma. Read More...

The Google Spy

In the age of privacy concerns, nobody likes to be spied upon. LIke it or don't Big Brother Google is spying on us. Do you mind? Read More...

Star Trek's Computer

Somewhere in the future, computers will talk to us and we will talk back. Remember when computers only spoke when spoken to? Read More...

Olive Oil Or Lard?

The world seems to be divided into two camps. One camp for this, one for something else. Do you use olive oil or lard? Read More...

I Fired My Last Friend

Enough is enough. My wife coughs and kicks when she sleeps. It wakes me up every night. I fired her. What else could I do? Read More...

There Is Something Special About Friday

What is it that makes Friday such a special day for most of us? Anticipation is greater than reality. We want Friday to be special. Read More...

The Inspiration Of Christy Brinkley

Inspiration in life may come from any source. Inspiration for a better body came from the body of Christy Brinkley. Indirectly. Read More...

Television Laugh Tracks

I watched two more television shows without laugh tracks last night. If there's no laugh track telling me to laugh is it still funny? Read More...

The Number 12

What is your favorite number? If I had to choose a number between 1 and 10, I would choose 6. 12 is my favorite. Read More...

The Parking Paradox

The largest single parking lot in Hawaii is operated by the State's Department of Transportation. We call it the highway. Read More...